A possible concise summary is:
The video is a commentary on some of the absurd and useless apps that the host found on the App Store, such as scale apps, thermometer apps, love calculator apps, and hologram apps. He shows some of the hilarious reviews and ratings that these apps received from people who expected them to work. He also makes jokes about being the only youtuber and teases his upcoming merch. He ends the video by promoting his friend's merch and thanking his viewers.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is a youtuber named er Gooden who claims to be the first and only youtuber.
2. The speaker got the idea for the video from seeing an ad for a game called scale, which looked like a ripoff of another game called Jays ball.
3. The speaker searched for scale on the App Store and found many digital scale apps that had low ratings and negative reviews, because they did not work as expected.
4. The speaker also found other apps that claimed to do impossible things, such as measuring body temperature, calculating love compatibility, projecting holograms, and simulating thermal vision.
5. The speaker downloaded some of these apps and showed how they worked, or rather how they did not work, and read some of the reviews from people who were angry, disappointed, or confused by them.
6. The speaker ended the video by teasing his own merch and promoting his friend Rachel's merch, which included a banana shirt.