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This is an episode of the Angry Video Game Nerd, a web series where the host reviews bad video games. In this episode, he reviews various games for the 3DO, a failed console from the 90s. He criticizes the games for their poor graphics, gameplay, controls, and prices. He also makes jokes and references to movies, music, and pop culture. He uses a lot of profanity and vulgar humor. The episode ends with him trying to play Corpse Killer, but the game freezes and he can't finish it.
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1. The text is a transcript of an episode of the Angry Video Game Nerd, a web series that reviews bad video games.
2. The episode focuses on the 3DO, a failed console that was released in 1993 and discontinued in 1996.
3. The 3DO was very expensive, costing $700 at launch, which is equivalent to about $1200 in 2021 money.
4. The 3DO had a lot of games that used full motion video (FMV), which were often low quality, boring or pornographic.
5. The 3DO also had some games that were available on other consoles, such as Road Rash, Gex and Super Street Fighter II Turbo, but they had issues with the controller or the graphics.
6. The 3DO had some games that were influenced by popular genres, such as Crash and Burn (combat racing), Alone in the Dark (horror) and Doom (first person shooter), but they were poorly executed or had technical problems.
7. The 3DO had some games that were made by American Laser Games, a company that produced light gun games with live action video, such as Mad Dog McCree and Crime Patrol, but they were very difficult and required a special gun or a mouse to play.
8. The text ends with the Nerd failing to review Corpse Killer, another FMV game, because it keeps freezing.