The summary is:
The speaker is a host of a show called The Kill Count, where he counts the number of deaths in horror movies. He reviews Tucker and Dale vs Evil, a horror comedy from 2010, where two friendly hillbillies are mistaken for killers by a group of college kids. He narrates the plot, the kills, and the jokes of the movie, and gives his opinions and trivia along the way. He also awards the best and worst kills of the movie, and promotes his sponsor Manscaped. He ends by thanking his patrons and teasing his next episode.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- The text is a transcript of a YouTube video called "Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010) KILL COUNT" by Dead Meat, a channel that counts the number of deaths in horror movies.
- The video is about Tucker and Dale vs Evil, a horror comedy from 2010 that satirizes the slasher sub-genre by reversing the roles of the hillbillies and the college kids.
- The video is sponsored by Manscaped, a company that sells products for male grooming.
- The video has a kill count of 13 people, 9 men and 4 women, with an average of one kill every 6.77 minutes.
- The video gives the Golden Chainsaw award for coolest kill to Mike, who dives into a wood chipper, and the Dull Machete award for lamest kill to the reporter, who is hit in the head with a pipe.
- The video ends with a preview of the next episode, which is about Tales from the Hood, and a thank you to some patrons.