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The video is a kill count of the 1988 horror comedy film Killer Klowns from Outer Space, where evil space clowns invade a small town and turn people into cotton candy cocoons. The narrator counts 40 victims in total, including four space clowns, and gives awards for the coolest and lamest kills. He also makes jokes and references to other movies and shows. He ends the video by thanking his patrons and wishing his viewers a happy new year.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video called "Kill Count" where the narrator counts the victims in horror movies.
- The movie being discussed is "Killer Klowns from Outer Space", a cult classic from 1988 about evil space clowns who invade a small town and kill people with cotton candy and other circus-themed weapons.
- The narrator identifies the names and appearances of the different clowns, such as Jumbo, Rudy, Spike, Shorty, Slim, Fatso and Jojo the Klownzilla.
- The narrator also identifies the main human characters, such as Mike Tobacco, Debbie Stone, Dave Hanson, Mooney and the Terenzi brothers.
- The narrator counts 40 victims in total, including 16 men, 6 women, 4 space clowns and 14 cocoons of unknown gender.
- The narrator gives the golden chainsaw award for coolest