A possible concise summary is:
Rhett and Link try to make milk out of different foods, such as Twinkies, Cheetos, fried chicken, wood, and spiders, by soaking and squeezing them in a bag. They taste each milk and decide if it will milk or not. They are surprised by how the milks capture the essence of the original foods, and they are disgusted by the spider milk. They also promote their live shows and new mug.
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- The text is a transcript of a video from the show Good Mythical Morning, where the hosts Rhett and Link try different kinds of milk made from unusual ingredients.
- The hosts try four kinds of milk: Twinkie milk, Cheeto milk, fried chicken milk and spider milk.
- The hosts use a milking sac to squeeze out the liquid from the ingredients, which are soaked in water for two to three days.
- The hosts rate each kind of milk based on its taste and appearance, and decide whether it will milk or not.
- The hosts like Twinkie milk and fried chicken milk, but disagree on Cheeto milk. They both hate spider milk and vomit after drinking it.