This is a transcript of a video where the Angry Video Game Nerd reviews Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure on the NES, a game based on an 80's comedy film. He criticizes the game for its poor graphics, sound, controls, gameplay, logic and design. He also complains about the lack of instructions, the pointless and tedious tasks, the random and nonsensical items and enemies, and the wasted potential for an educational game. He uses vulgar and exaggerated language to express his frustration and disgust with the game. He concludes that it is one of the worst games ever made and curses it with various insults.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game review by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
2. The game being reviewed is Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure for the NES, which was made by LJN.
3. The game is based on an 80's comedy film about two guys who travel back in time to get help from historical figures for their history project.
4. The game involves dialing phone numbers, going through time circuits, finding bait, and giving items to historical figures.
5. The game has many flaws, such as poor graphics, sound, controls, design, logic, and humor.
6. The reviewer expresses his frustration and anger with the game using vulgar and exaggerated language.
7. The reviewer considers the game to be one of the worst LJN games and one of the worst games on the NES.
8. The reviewer ends his review by saying that the game is diarrhea coming out of an old woman's bleeding vagina.