The text is a transcript of a stand-up comedy routine by Afonso Padilha, a Brazilian comedian. He tells a story about how he was drugged three times by different people who tried to make him have sex with them. He describes his experiences in a humorous way, using exaggeration, irony, and references to Brazilian culture. He also talks about his relationship with his mother and how he loves her. The text is meant to entertain the audience and make them laugh.
Some possible concise summaries are:
- A comedian recounts his funny and bizarre adventures of being drugged by strangers who wanted to sleep with him.
- How to get high without wanting to: a comic tale of unwanted drugs and sex attempts.
- A funny story of drugging, sex, and motherly love by a Brazilian stand-up comedian.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is 63 years old.
2. The speaker lives with a lot of people and has a lot of friends.
3. The speaker has been to a club called Xeque Quer Sertanejo.
4. The speaker has been to a resort town called Balneário Camboriú.
5. The speaker has seen a lot of call girls in Brazil, especially in Balneário Camboriú.
6. The speaker has never had sex for money.
7. The speaker has been to a party with a friend who tried to drug them with marijuana.
8. The speaker has been to a New Year's party where they met a woman who gave them marijuana cake.
9. The speaker did not know that the cake contained marijuana.
10. The speaker got into an argument with the woman who gave them the cake.
11. The police came to the scene, but the speaker was not arrested.
12. The speaker looked up information about marijuana cake on Google.
13. The speaker has two brothers who are stoners and have always lived with marijuana.
14. The speaker's mother called them at 2-3 am, but they did not answer.
15. The speaker sent their mother an audio message saying they were okay and would call her tomorrow.
16. The speaker's mother is an important person in their life and they are grateful for her support.