The text is a transcript of a video where a person tries to legalize a gun by bribing a lawyer, but ends up killing him and becoming a hired killer for a gang. The summary is:
- A person contacts a lawyer to legalize a gun, but the lawyer does not believe his story.
- The person kills the lawyer and escapes from the police.
- The person finds an old van with a phone number and offers himself as a hired killer.
- The person makes a deal with a gang leader to kill his enemies for 500,000.
- The person fakes the deaths of the enemies and splits the money with them.
- The person says he makes easy money and asks the viewers to follow him on Instagram.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has the contact number of a lawyer saved on their cell phone.
2. The speaker sees an ad that claims to help people clear their record or remove their gun license.
3. The speaker wants to legalize a gun.
4. The speaker has never done anything wrong and complies with the laws of Brazilian society.
5. The speaker has a psychological condition, but it is not specified what it is.
6. The speaker has farms and raises cattle, oranges, bananas, carrots, and apples.
7. The speaker is an animal protector and takes care of cats.
8. The speaker tried to bribe a lawyer, but the lawyer refused.
9. The speaker was threatened by the lawyer for trying to bribe them.
10. The speaker wants to know how to get out of a situation alive.
11. The speaker is offered 500,000 to kill someone named Loreto.
12. The speaker does not want to kill anyone and suggests faking the photos of the dead person.
13. The speaker wants to get away from an armored car.
14. The speaker is told that they cannot take the armored car out of the city and must get out of it to shoot.
15. The speaker is a hired killer and has been negotiating with someone.
16. The speaker has killed people and is proud of it.
17. The speaker is talking to someone named Paulo.
18. Paulo makes easy money and is on Instagram as @paulhoooloco.
Note: These facts are based on the text and may not be entirely clear or accurate due to the conversational and fragmented nature of the text.