The summary is:
The speaker is a comedian who tells stories about his experiences with traveling by plane. He makes jokes about the airport, the food, the bathroom, the pilot, and the passengers. He also recites a sonnet about Florianópolis, a city in Brazil. He ends by asking the audience to comment, subscribe, and follow him on social media.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has had various experiences with air travel.
2. They mention that arriving late at the airport can cause stress.
3. The speaker discusses the pros and cons of checking a suitcase versus carrying it on.
4. They mention that airport food can be overpriced.
5. The speaker had a bad experience with a fellow passenger who was rude and complained about noise.
6. They recall a time when a flight was delayed due to a technical issue.
7. The speaker mentions that they have had experiences with lost luggage.
8. They recall a time when a child vomited on a flight, causing discomfort for nearby passengers.
9. The speaker mentions that they have had pleasant interactions with flight attendants.
10. They recall a time when a pilot made a humorous announcement over the intercom.
11. The speaker mentions that they have traveled to various destinations, including the Netherlands.
12. They encourage viewers to share their own airport experiences in the comments.
Note that some of these "facts" are actually anecdotes or opinions, but I've tried to extract the most neutral and factual information from the text.