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The text is a transcript of a video that showcases various products from Aliexpress, such as a thermal cup, a device for collecting feces, a magnetic fluid, a thermal imager, a tumbler plate, and a space carrier for pets. The narrator describes the features, benefits, and drawbacks of each product, and sometimes demonstrates how they work. He also announces a giveaway of a Samsung Galaxy S9 smartphone and invites the viewers to like, subscribe, and comment on the video. The text is humorous and informal, and sometimes includes jokes and personal anecdotes. The text ends with a product that turns the toilet into a night light.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about the best things from Aliexpress.
2. The video features various products such as a thermal cup, a device for collecting feces, a magnetic fluid, a thermal imager, and a shockproof protective phone case with Tetris.
3. The video also includes a giveaway of a Samsung Galaxy S9 smartphone for the subscribers who like and comment on the video.
4. The video has some humorous moments, such as when the narrator spills water on a T-shirt that repels moisture, or when he accidentally reads the wrong text about a mini quadcopter.
5. The video ends with a device that turns the toilet into a night light.