The summary is:
A man pretends to be a mechanic and tries to steal a car from another man who is looking for a date online. He gets into trouble with the police and the hospital staff, and ends up being chased by the car owner. He records his misadventures and asks for likes and comments.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text appears to be a transcript of a video or audio recording.
2. The speaker mentions a "mechanic" and a "car" multiple times.
3. The speaker talks about a game or a situation where they have to "catch" someone.
4. The speaker mentions a "doctor" and a "hospital" multiple times.
5. The speaker talks about a car accident or a situation where a car was damaged.
6. The speaker mentions a "police" and a "brigadier" in the context of the car accident.
7. The speaker talks about a "friend" who was involved in the car accident.
8. The speaker mentions a "White Hospital" where the friend was taken.
9. The speaker talks about a situation where they had to "record" something, but didn't have time to.
10. The speaker mentions a "ROM" and a "program" in the context of the recording.
11. The speaker talks about a "video" that will continue in the next part.
12. The speaker mentions a "Paulinho crazy" who closed a class.
13. The speaker asks the listener to wait for the next part of the video.