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The text is a humorous narration of three failed attempts to cook different dishes: dumplings, Olivier salad and shawarma. The narrator describes how he or she makes various mistakes, such as cutting the dough too big, pouring too much salt, or forgetting the ingredients. The narrator also interacts with his or her friend Roma, who turns out to be the owner of the narrator's favorite shawarma stall. The text ends with the narrator becoming obsessed with making shawarma from anything.
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- The text is about the narrator's attempts to cook different dishes, such as dumplings, Olivier salad, pancakes and shawarma.
- The narrator often fails to follow the recipes correctly and ends up with inedible or unappealing results.
- The narrator has a friend named Roma who helps him with cooking shawarma and reveals that he used to run the narrator's favorite shawarma stall.
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