A possible concise summary is:
- Mark, Ethan and Tyler play Cards Against Humanity and make jokes about the cards they get.
- They laugh at absurd scenarios involving whales, horses, eighth graders, Bill Cosby and more.
- Mark wins the game with five points and thanks the others for joining him.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video where three people (Mark, Ethan and Tyler) play Cards Against Humanity.
- Cards Against Humanity is a card game where players fill in the blanks with humorous or offensive words or phrases.
- The video is part of Markiplier's YouTube channel, which has over 29 million subscribers as of November 2021.
- The video was uploaded on June 2, 2017 and has over 13 million views as of November 2021.
- The video is about 18 minutes long and contains a lot of profanity, sexual innuendo and absurd scenarios.
- Some of the cards that were played in the video include: "fisting", "total fucking chaos", "slowly easing down onto a cucumber", "figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin", "unquestioning obedience", "Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa", "daddy's belt", "fuck mountain", "a sex goblin with a carnival penis" and "beloved television star Bill Cosby".