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The text is a transcript of a comedy show by a Brazilian comedian who talks about his experience at Disney. He makes jokes about the contrast between Disney and Brazil, the long queues for the rides, the fat guy who couldn't fit on the avatar ride, the Brazilian couple who complained about the short duration of the ride, and the encounter with Carlos Massa, a famous TV host. He also mocks the Disney employees who are brainwashed to believe they have the best job in the world. He uses a lot of slang, profanity and sarcasm to make his audience laugh.
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1. The speaker went to Disney for the first time and did not like it.
2. The speaker compares Disney to Brazilian amusement parks like Tupã and Playcenter.
3. The speaker makes fun of the Disney employees, princesses, and rides.
4. The speaker tells stories about a fat guy who could not fit on the Avatar ride, a couple who complained about the ride duration, and a Brazilian boy who asked to take photos with the characters.
5. The speaker saw Carlos Massa, a Brazilian TV host, at Disney Junior.
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