The summary is:
The speaker is a video game critic who reviews various handheld games made by Tiger Electronics. He criticizes them for being cheap, outdated, poorly designed, and inferior to other portable consoles like the Nintendo Game Boy. He also mocks their attempts to adapt popular games, movies, and TV shows into their primitive format. He ends with a rant about the R-Zone, a device that projects a red and black game onto the user's eye, which he calls the worst video game console ever. He uses a lot of profanity and humor to express his frustration and disbelief at how bad these games are.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by the Angry Video Game Nerd, a web series that reviews bad video games.
2. The video is about the Tiger handheld and wrist games, which were cheap and low-quality portable games that used LCD technology.
3. The video criticizes the Tiger games for having poor graphics, sound, controls, gameplay, and design, and compares them unfavorably to other portable consoles like the Game Boy and the Virtual Boy.
4. The video also mocks the Game.com and the R-Zone, two other failed consoles by Tiger that tried to emulate features like touch screen, internet access, and virtual reality.
5. The video uses humor, sarcasm, exaggeration, and profanity to express the frustration and disappointment of playing these games.