A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video blog by a person who does various activities with their pets, family and friends. They talk about their plans to dye their hair, record their mother's reaction to a kiss in a series, and reach a certain number of subscribers. They also find their cat Simba abandoned in the bathroom after someone started to bathe him and forgot. They finish bathing and drying Simba and try to find out who the culprit was. They ask the viewers to like and subscribe and end the video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video blog by a person who has a dog named Simba and a cat named Rock.
2. The person does various activities such as playing with their pets, stealing things from their sister, bathing Simba, and trying to touch a chicken.
3. The person has a challenge to reach 3 million 100 thousand subscribers and 150 thousand likes on their video before January 7th.
4. The person has some pending things to do such as recording their mother's reaction to a kiss in a series, telling their sister that Pice plans to leave her, and dyeing their hair.
5. The person suspects that their sister left Simba halfway through the bath and forgot about him, but they are not sure.