A possible summary is:
The speaker reviews the movie Twilight and makes fun of its plot, characters, and dialogue. He does not understand why the movie was so popular and criticizes the unhealthy relationship between Bella and Edward. He also promotes his sponsor Audible and his merchandise. He ends by asking his viewers to subscribe, follow him on social media, and check out his dog's Instagram.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by Alex Meyers, a YouTube creator who makes videos about movies and TV shows.
2. The video is about the movie Twilight, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer, which is a teen romance involving vampires.
3. The video criticizes the movie for its plot, characters, dialogue, and relationship dynamics, and makes jokes and sarcastic comments throughout.
4. The video also includes a sponsored segment by Audible, an audiobook service, and a personal commentary by Alex Meyers at the end.