A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where three friends play a game called Hand Simulator, which involves manipulating objects with realistic hand controls. They try different game modes, such as grenade spam and subway shootout, and encounter various difficulties and glitches. They also joke, tease, and mock each other throughout the gameplay.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by Markiplier and his friends Bob and Wade.
- The game they are playing is called Hand Simulator, which simulates realistic hand movements and interactions with objects.
- The game mode they are playing is called Grenade Spam, where they have to open boxes and throw grenades at each other.
- Markiplier claims to know how grenades work and criticizes Wade for shaking the grenades instead of pulling the pins.
- Markiplier accidentally kills himself with a grenade several times and tries to justify his mistakes.
- Bob manages to kill both Markiplier and Wade with a grenade throw and wins the game.
- Wade admits to cheating by shaking the grenades and his game crashes.