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The transcript is from a video by the Angry Video Game Nerd, who reviews Resident Evil Survivor, a poorly made horror game for the PlayStation. He criticizes the game's graphics, controls, voice acting, music, puzzles, story and length. He also makes jokes about [ __ ], zombies and helicopters. He ends the video with a parody of the Resident Evil characters and a self-destruct sequence.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Capcom is a video game company that created the Resident Evil series in 1996.
2. Resident Evil is a survival horror game that features zombies, monsters and puzzles.
3. Resident Evil Survivor is a spin-off game released in 2000 for the PlayStation.
4. Resident Evil Survivor has first-person perspective, tank controls and light gun support.
5. Resident Evil Survivor has poor graphics, animation, voice acting and music.
6. Resident Evil Survivor has multiple endings depending on the choices made by the player.
7. Resident Evil Survivor has a plot twist that reveals the main character is not Vincent, but Ark Thompson, a spy sent by Leon S. Kennedy.
8. Resident Evil Survivor has a final boss fight with a tyrant, a naked claw guy who attacks the player several times.
9. The text is a transcript of a video by the Angry Video Game Nerd, a comedy web series that reviews bad games.