The summary of the text is:
- The speaker is a Brazilian YouTuber who lives in the US and makes prank videos.
- He bought two shock pens and plans to trick his housemates into signing a fake petition to the condominium about oil stains on the sidewalk.
- He explains the backstory of the oil stains and why he thinks it's unfair that only he has to clean them.
- He records his reactions as he pranks each housemate with the shock pen and laughs at their expressions.
- He also messes with one housemate's computer and reads his messages while he is away.
- He ends the video by asking for likes, comments and subscriptions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by a Portuguese YouTuber who lives in the United States.
2. The video is about a prank he plans to do with shock pens on his housemates and neighbors.
3. He bought the shock pens because he had a problem with oil stains on the sidewalk in front of his house and received a warning letter from the condominium.
4. He wants to make a document and get signatures from everyone who lives in his house to ask the condominium to notify all the neighbors to clean their oil stains as well.
5. He tries to trick his housemates into using the shock pens to sign the document and records their reactions.
6. He also tries to use the shock pens on himself and on his computer keyboard, but fails.
7. He uses his cell phone to record the video because he says the market near his house does not allow cameras.
8. He also buys food for himself at the market because he does not have time to cook.
9. He says he is afraid of shocks and hates them.
10. He asks his viewers to like, comment and subscribe to his channel and to guess who will fall for the prank.