A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video game session where the players are trying to save their town from a meteorite impact by using a time machine. They have to find the core of the machine in a research center and then travel to the past to destroy the meteorites. However, they encounter various obstacles and end up in different eras, such as ancient Egypt, prehistory and medieval Japan. They also have to deal with dinosaurs, guards, weapons and other dangers. The text is full of jokes, references, slang and typos. The players have fun and take photos of their adventures.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a live show where a group of people play a game called Karma Land.
2. The game involves traveling to different times and places using a time machine that requires an ancient Egyptian clock as a core.
3. The group has to find the clock in a research center and avoid the guards and traps along the way.
4. The group also has to destroy a meteorite that caused a disaster in their town of Carme Adam.
5. The group encounters various events and challenges in their time travels, such as dinosaurs, ancient Egypt, and prehistory.
6. The group has fun and jokes with each other while playing the game.