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The text is a transcript of a segment from the show Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, where he talks about the importance and influence of state attorneys general (AGs) in the US. He explains how state AGs are elected officials who can sue the federal government, regulate industries, and enforce consumer protection laws. He also points out how state AGs have become more partisan and influenced by corporate donations and special interests. He urges viewers to research their state AG candidates before voting in the upcoming elections, and he uses humor, sarcasm, and examples of bizarre or controversial AGs to make his case. He ends the segment by playing annoying music to drive away his audience and make them focus on their AG races.
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1. State attorneys general are very important and have a lot of power and responsibilities.
2. State attorneys general are increasingly partisan and often sue the federal government depending on who is in office.
3. State attorneys general belong to political parties and run campaign ads, some of which are very memorable or controversial.
4. State attorneys general are elected by voters in 30 states, and more than half of them are on the ballot this year.
5. State attorneys general are influenced by corporations and special interests that donate money to them or offer them access.
6. State attorneys general can have scandals or allegations that damage their reputation or affect their work.
7. The text is a transcript of a segment from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, a comedy show that covers current events and politics.