A possible summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where a person tries to annoy his friends in seven ways, such as shooting them with a nerf gun, dangling money from a balcony, making loud noises with kazoos, handcuffing them together, and ruining their cookies with weird ingredients. The video is also a promotion for the person's merchandise, such as hoodies, hats, and plushies. The video ends with the person asking the viewers to subscribe.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a YouTube video by Unspeakable, titled "7 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR FRIENDS!".
2. The video shows Unspeakable and his friends doing various pranks and challenges to annoy each other, such as shooting Nerf guns, making cookies with weird ingredients, handcuffing them together, etc.
3. The video also promotes Unspeakable's merchandise, such as hoodies, kazoos, plushies, etc.
4. The video was uploaded on October 15, 2021 and has over 3 million views as of November 10, 2023.
5. The video is about 20 minutes long and has a humorous and chaotic tone.