A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video game commentary in French, where the players are trying to escape from a complex filled with animatronic monsters. They have to find cans of gasoline, play a computer game, and avoid being killed by the creatures. They also make jokes, insults, and references to pop culture along the way. The text is full of spelling and grammatical errors, slang words, and abbreviations.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video game commentary in French, with some spelling and punctuation errors.
- The video game is a modified version of Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF), a horror game where the player has to survive against animatronic characters in a pizzeria.
- The goal of the game is to escape the pizzeria by finding four cans of gasoline, restoring power, and opening the exit door before 6 a.m.
- The commentary is done by a group of friends who are playing the game together, using nicknames such as Nino, Mika, Flanders, SpongeBob, etc.
- The commentary is humorous, sarcastic, and sometimes vulgar, as the friends react to the game events and tease each other.
- Some of the facts that happen in the game are:
- They encounter different animatronic characters, such as Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, etc., who try to attack them or scare them.
- They find a secret room that resembles the bedroom from FNAF 4, where they hear something in the closet.
- They find a computer that they have to reboot by deleting viruses and downloading a game.
- They find a friendly robot that gives them a card to access the locker room.
- They find a bomb that they use to clear some barrels and access another area.
- They manage to find all four cans of gasoline and activate the generator.
- They are chased by a giant animatronic character that blocks their way to the exit.