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The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker talks about his plan to get a tattoo by himself using a tattoo machine that he bought online. He shares his doubts, fears, and excitement about the process, as well as some stories from his life and his passion for art. He also shows his frustration with the camera, the tattoo equipment, and the fruits that he uses to practice. He ends the video by saying that he hopes his viewers will follow him on his tattoo journey.
Here are some possible key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is planning to get a tattoo alone with a tattoo machine that they bought.
2. The speaker has not seen any tutorials on how to tattoo and wants to learn on their own.
3. The speaker has a problem with getting electric shocks from metal objects and thinks they might have been abducted by aliens as a child.
4. The speaker's father also got his first tattoo when he was young with a needle and pen ink.
5. The speaker tries to tattoo a pumpkin, an orange and a lemon, but finds it difficult and painful.
6. The speaker does not regret having tattoos and wants to get more in the future.