This is a possible summary:
Markiplier plays "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" for the first time and tries different strategies to defeat the enemy units. He reacts with humor, frustration and excitement to the physics-based combat and the ridiculous scenarios. He uses various units such as peasants, spearmen, muskets, chariots and ballistas, but often fails due to friendly fire, poor aim or bad luck. He ends the video after failing to beat a level with cannons and asks his viewers if they want to see more of the game.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker's name is Markiplier.
2. The game being played is "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator".
3. Markiplier has never played the game before and is trying it out for the first time.
4. The game has been highly requested by his audience.
5. Markiplier is playing the game with a comedic and lighthearted tone.
6. He is unsure what the objective of the game is or how to play it.
7. He starts the game by trying out different units and formations.
8. He encounters various issues with the game, including units not behaving as expected and friendly fire.
9. Markiplier continues to experiment and try out different strategies throughout the game.
10. He occasionally breaks the fourth wall and addresses his audience directly.
11. The game has a humorous and satirical tone, with Markiplier often making jokes and puns.
12. Markiplier becomes increasingly frustrated with the game's mechanics and his own lack of progress.
13. He eventually decides to end the video and promises to continue playing the game in a future video.
14. The video ends with Markiplier thanking his audience and inviting them to leave comments and suggestions for future videos.