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The speaker claims that Blue from Blue's Clues is not a dog, but an alien with special powers. He uses evidence from the show's episodes, such as Blue's age, anatomy, abilities, and origin stories, to support his theory. He also introduces Rainbow Puppy, a more evolved version of Blue's species, who can skidoo to different locations and control them. He warns the viewers to stay away from Blue and her friends, as they are preparing for an invasion. He ends with his signature catchphrase and some video recommendations.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video from the YouTube channel Film Theory, hosted by MatPat.
2. The video is about the theory that Blue from Blue's Clues is not a dog, but an alien with special powers.
3. The theory is based on evidence such as Blue's age, anatomy, behavior, origin stories, and abilities.
4. The theory also suggests that Blue is part of a larger alien conspiracy involving other moon puppies like Rainbow Puppy and Skidoo World.
5. The theory claims that Blue and her friends are using humans to learn from them and eventually take over the planet.
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