A possible concise summary is:
Markiplier plays Lawn Mowing Simulator with the Dino Safari DLC, but is disappointed that the dinosaurs are not alive or dangerous. He switches to Jurassic World Evolution 2, but forgets how to transport dinosaurs and gets frustrated. He goes back to Lawn Mowing Simulator and pretends to enjoy it, hoping to confuse the viewers who skipped to the end. He plugs his other podcasts and ends the video.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by Markiplier, a popular YouTube gamer.
2. The video features two games: Lawn Mowing Simulator and Jurassic World Evolution 2.
3. Markiplier is disappointed by the Dino Safari DLC for Lawn Mowing Simulator because the dinosaurs are not alive or dangerous.
4. Markiplier switches to Jurassic World Evolution 2 in the middle of the video and tries to create a dinosaur park in Canada.
5. Markiplier has trouble remembering how to transport and care for the dinosaurs in Jurassic World Evolution 2.
6. Markiplier ends the video by promoting his podcasts and teasing a secret podcast with a grand prize.