The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries out different types of false eyelashes and gives his opinions and ratings. He also makes jokes, references and comments about various topics such as fashion, art, celebrities, family and social media. He uses a lot of informal language, slang and expressions. He is very energetic, sarcastic and humorous.
A possible concise summary is:
- The speaker tests various false eyelashes and rates them from -3 to 10.
- He makes fun of the eyelashes' appearance, quality, price and functionality.
- He also jokes about his own looks, his mother's hair, his boyfriend, his enemies and his fame.
- He uses informal and humorous language with many references and expressions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is trying out a new type of eyelash.
2. The eyelash is magnetic and doesn't require glue.
3. The speaker bought the eyelash on a Wednesday.
4. The speaker is launching a new fashion brand.
5. The brand will feature human hair eyelashes.
6. The speaker is doing a tutorial on how to make eyelashes with human hair.
7. The speaker is using a machine to put their eye in and take a photo.
8. The speaker has a dream of launching a new fashion collection.
9. The speaker has a concept of a spider web that everything sticks to.
10. The speaker is studying a new concept of hair.
11. The speaker has a brand new style that they will never launch due to lack of money.