A possible concise summary is:
The speaker analyzes how Aladdin's magic carpet ride with Jasmine in the animated movie would have killed them due to the high altitude, low temperature, and fast speed. They compare this with the live action remake, which is more realistic but less magical. They also promote other film theories about Aladdin and The Little Mermaid.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Aladdin and Jasmine flew across the world in a single night on a magic carpet.
2. They visited the pyramids of Egypt, the Acropolis of Athens, and the Forbidden City of Beijing.
3. They traveled at speeds over twice the speed of sound and faced extreme forces and temperatures.
4. The original setting of the movie was Baghdad, Iraq, but it was changed to Agrabah due to the Gulf War.
5. The live-action remake of the movie made their journey more realistic but less magical.