The summary is:
The speaker is a fan of professional wrestling and criticizes the WWE and its CEO Vince McMahon for exploiting and mistreating the wrestlers. The speaker argues that the wrestlers should be considered employees, not independent contractors, and should receive health insurance, retirement benefits, and an offseason. The speaker also urges the fans to demand better conditions for the wrestlers at WrestleMania, the biggest event of the year. The speaker uses humor, sarcasm, and clips of wrestling matches to make their points.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Professional wrestling is the only good excuse to wear a onesie.
2. The WWE is the undisputed corporate champion of wrestling and has over a billion fans on social media.
3. The WWE lost a court case to the World Wildlife Fund over the WWF trademark.
4. The WWE has its own movie studio that produced several films featuring the Marine franchise.
5. WrestleMania is one of the most valuable sports brands in the world, ranking higher than the World Series.
6. The WWE works its wrestlers year-round as independent contractors, without providing health insurance, pensions, or annual leave.
7. The WWE has a high rate of deaths among its wrestlers, many of whom die before the age of 45.
8. Vince McMahon is the chairman and CEO of the WWE and has been accused of treating wrestlers like circus animals and denying any responsibility for their welfare.
9. The WWE has taken some positive steps in recent years, such as banning chair shots to the head and introducing concussion protocols, but still faces criticism for its talent wellness program and lack of an offseason.
10. The WWE fans have a strong independent voice and have been vocal about various issues, such as the treatment of female wrestlers and the company's dealings with Saudi Arabia.
11. WrestleMania 35 will be headlined by a women's match for the first time ever.
12. The WWE tried for years to make Roman Reigns a superstar hero, but fans booed him non-stop for eight minutes.
13. Jake "The Snake" Roberts needed help paying for medical expenses and fans donated money through an IndieGoGo campaign.
14. Rowdy Roddy Piper continued wrestling into his 40s and 50s because he had no other financial option and died in 2015 at the age of 61.
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