A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where four friends play a custom map of Call of Duty Zombies inspired by Five Nights at Freddy's. They joke around, make fun of each other, and struggle to survive the waves of zombies and animatronics. They also reference Markiplier, a popular YouTuber who plays horror games. They eventually manage to escape the map by buying the ending with 50,000 points. The video ends with a parody of Markiplier's voice and outro.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video where four people are playing a custom map of Call of Duty Zombies inspired by Five Nights at Freddy's.
- The map has a box that gives random weapons, some of which are based on fart noises or sniper rifles.
- The map has an ending that costs 50,000 points to activate.
- The text mentions Markiplier, a popular gaming YouTuber who is known for playing Five Nights at Freddy's games.
- The text also references Third Eye Blind, a rock band that sings the song Jumper, and Cain Velasquez, a former UFC fighter who allegedly shot a man for molesting his daughter.