A possible concise summary is:
Three friends play a fishing game online and chat about their experiences with internet providers, sales reps, and bribing fish. They catch different types of fish and take pictures of them. They also joke about asking their dad questions about puberty and kissing girls. They move from Texas to the Czech Republic to try new fishing spots.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where three people are playing a fishing game online.
2. The game is called Fishing Planet and it has different locations such as Texas, Czech Republic and Missouri.
3. The three players are Mark, Bob and Wade, and they have different levels of skill and experience in the game.
4. They catch various types of fish such as green sunfish, white crappie, common roach and European perch.
5. They also encounter some issues with the game such as sound volume, input delay, inventory and visibility.
6. They make jokes and talk about topics such as internet service, sales reps, bribing fish and kissing girls.