A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where a man reacts to a TV show called Extreme Cheapskates. The show features a woman named Kate who lives in New York and saves money by eating food from the garbage, washing her clothes in the shower, sleeping on yoga mats, and using paper towels instead of toilet paper. The man makes jokes and comments about her lifestyle and how she invites her friends for dinner with garbage food. He is shocked and disgusted by her actions and wonders how she can survive. He also promotes his Instagram account and asks for likes and subscriptions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker, Hashimoto, is a licensed public accountant living in New York.
2. Hashimoto is extremely frugal and tries to save money in various ways.
3. Hashimoto uses soap and water instead of toilet paper to clean themselves after using the bathroom.
4. Hashimoto reuses paper towels multiple times.
5. Hashimoto has not bought clothes in about 8 years.
6. Hashimoto's last purchase of underwear was in 1998.
7. Hashimoto's bed is made of yoga mats that someone threw away.
8. Hashimoto uses a dishwasher as a storage unit instead of for washing dishes.
9. Hashimoto doesn't like paying for furniture and has never bought any.
10. Hashimoto's kitchen is small, but they make do with it.
11. Hashimoto tries to find free samples of products they can use.
12. Hashimoto has been eating food from the garbage can for two years.
13. Hashimoto checks the garbage cans for food that is still good to eat.
14. Hashimoto has found high-quality food in the garbage cans, including grapes, artichokes, and tomatoes.
15. Hashimoto heats up food from the garbage can instead of eating it straight from the package when they have guests.
16. Hashimoto has a friend, Mate, who is interested in learning about their lifestyle.
17. Hashimoto found a small table on the street and uses it as a dining table.
18. Hashimoto's friends, Mate and Rose, think their lifestyle is abnormal.
19. Hashimoto has not bought shoes in a long time and always looks for free or cheap shoes online.
20. Hashimoto has a gaming chair that they use for relaxation.
21. Hashimoto doesn't have air conditioning and uses a fan to cool themselves instead.
22. Hashimoto's friends are uncomfortable with their lifestyle choices.
23. Hashimoto has saved food from 1994 and serves it to their guests.
24. Hashimoto's guests are not told that the food comes from the garbage can.
25. Hashimoto uses newspapers to keep their refrigerator clean.
26. Hashimoto's friends would have eaten more if they knew the food came from the garbage can.
27. Hashimoto's friends think their lifestyle is too extreme.
28. Hashimoto hopes their viewers will like their content and subscribe to their channel.
29. Hashimoto has an Instagram account where they share their life and interact with their followers.