The summary is:
The speaker is a comedian who criticizes the roles and qualifications of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in the White House. He mocks their vague and deceptive statements, their business failures, their lack of expertise, and their undeserved influence. He questions whether they are really moderating Donald Trump's policies or actions, and warns the audience not to trust or rely on them. He also makes jokes about Donald Trump being naked, Steve Bannon being evil, and Jared Kushner's voice sounding like Gilbert Gottfried.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a segment from the show Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, aired on April 23, 2017.
- The segment is about Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump, the son-in-law and daughter of President Donald Trump, and their roles and influence in the White House.
- The segment questions the qualifications, accomplishments, and motivations of Jared and Ivanka, and challenges the assumption that they are moderating influences on Trump's policies and actions.
- The segment uses humor, sarcasm, and clips from various sources to illustrate its points and critique Jared and Ivanka.
- The segment ends with a joke about Trump being naked in the White House.