This is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a Turkish comedy show where the hosts comment on various topics such as movies, celebrities, social media, sports, and personal stories. They use humor, sarcasm, exaggeration, and references to popular culture to make fun of themselves and others. They also interact with their guests and audience, who send them messages or photos. The text is full of slang, jokes, and informal language. The hosts often switch topics abruptly and make random associations. The text is meant to be entertaining and lighthearted.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Furkan is a professional football player.
2. Furkan plays for Galatasaray.
3. A woman quit playing tennis at the age of 32.
4. Marilyn Monroe is considered one of the most beautiful women of all time.
5. A movie called "Fixed Hook" is being released on March 16th.
6. Ismail Baki is a guest on a TV show.
7. Ismail Baki has been married and has a child.
8. Erdem, an actor, is also a guest on the TV show.
9. Erdem has been working on a movie project.
10. Özge Ulusoy is a model or actress who has been mentioned on the TV show.
11. A woman's body type is being discussed, with a focus on physical appearance.
Note that there are many other statements and conversations in the text that are not included in this list, as they are not objective facts.