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The text is a transcript of a video where different people try to make each other laugh by acting out absurd and funny scenarios. Some of the themes include: a customer service call for shampoo bottles, a parody of Harry Potter on crack, a pitch for Buff Jesus, and a conversation between bananas on a container ship. The video ends with a shout out to the guest Ted Nivison and a promotion of his YouTube channel and merchandise.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The show is called "Try Not to Laugh".
2. The guest on the show is Ted Nivison.
3. Ted Nivison has a YouTube channel.
4. Ted Nivison sells merchandise.
5. The show features a segment called "POV: You're a Lobster".
6. The show features a segment about a character named Harry Potter.
7. The show features a segment about a character named Hermoine Granger.
8. The show features a segment about a character named SpongeBob.
9. The show features a segment about a character named Patrick.
10. The show features a segment about a character named Jennifer.
11. The show features a segment about a character named Pope Francis.
12. The show features a segment about introducing "Buff Jesus" to the Bible.
13. The show is hosted by an unnamed host.
14. The show features a segment about a character named Judas.
15. The show features a segment about container ships stuck at the Los Angeles port.
16. The show features a segment about clones.
17. The show features a segment about a character named Debbie.
18. The show features a segment about a character named Robert Robertson from Vidal Sassoon Incorporated.
19. The show features a segment about a character named Jimmy who was left behind at Chuck E. Cheese in 1995.
20. The show features a segment about a character named Biscotti.
21. The show features a segment about a character named Tommy Two Fingers.
22. The show features a segment about a character named Green Grim.
23. The show features a segment about a character named Eric.
24. The show features a segment about a character named Timmy.
25. The show features a segment about a character named Sparky.
26. The show features a segment about a character named Roseanne.
27. The show features a segment about a character named Hawkeye.
28. The show features a segment about a character named Ron.