The summary of the text is:
- The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator comments on various life hacks or tricks for daily life.
- The narrator is sarcastic and critical of most of the life hacks, which he finds useless, dangerous, or ridiculous.
- The narrator also makes jokes and references to his own life and experiences, such as his lack of money, his grandmother, or his friends.
- The video ends with a song that the narrator sings along to, which is unrelated to the topic of the video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video that shows 30 tricks for daily life.
2. The video is made by a person who comments on the tricks and makes jokes about them.
3. The tricks involve using household items such as balloons, pencils, bottles, keys, etc.
4. Some of the tricks are: hanging a paper on a hanger to copy it, putting coffee next to the computer to keep it warm, using a balloon as a mouse pad, using a cassette case as a phone holder, putting green paint on a sandwich to make it look rotten, using a hook to carry multiple bags, making a vase with a balloon and water, making a necklace and rings with keyboard keys, making a lemonade with a lemon and a light bulb, etc.
5. The person who makes the video does not like most of the tricks and thinks they are useless, dangerous or stupid.