The summary is:
The text is a transcript of a segment from the show Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, where he discusses the release of the Mueller report on the investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 US presidential election. He highlights some of the findings of the report, such as the evidence of Russian contacts with Trump's associates, the attempts by Trump to obstruct justice, and the incompetence and disobedience of his subordinates. He also criticizes the Attorney General William Barr for misrepresenting the report's contents and downplaying its significance. He argues that the report reveals a lot of troubling information that should inform Congress and voters, and that it is better to have this knowledge than to be ignorant like Michael Cohen, who mistook a former Olympic weightlifter for a Russian official. He uses humor, sarcasm, and exaggeration to make his points and entertain his audience.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a segment from the show Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, where he discusses the Mueller report on the Russia investigation.
2. The Mueller report confirmed that Russia interfered in the 2016 US presidential election and made repeated contacts with Trump associates, but did not conclude that the Trump team engaged in a criminal conspiracy with Russia.
3. The Mueller report also investigated several actions by Trump that were potentially obstructive to the investigation, but did not make a judgment on whether he committed obstruction of justice.
4. The report said that Trump's team was often too inept or disobedient to carry out his orders or work with the Russians, which may have saved him from more serious legal trouble.
5. The report was released after Trump's Attorney General William Barr gave a misleading summary and press conference that downplayed its contents and repeated Trump's phrase "no collusion".
6. Oliver criticizes Barr for being a dishonest hack, Trump for being obsessed with the investigation and trying to seize control of it, and his associates for being incompetent and eager to accept Russian help.
7. Oliver also makes jokes and parodies about Trump's reaction to the Mueller appointment, Cohen's confusion between a Russian official and an Olympic weightlifter, and a hypothetical scene of chaos in the White House.