The text is a humorous conversation about relationships and marriage, intertwined with lyrics from a song. It includes banter about choosing partners, pimping, and playful teasing.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the provided text without including opinions:
1. [Speaker 1] mentions "Fixing George Washington Twitter."
2. [Speaker 2] says, "I ain't no do a thing. Don't do it."
3. [Speaker 3] encourages [Andre] to get married.
4. There's a reference to someone dressed like Roddy Piper.
5. [Andre] asks for support from his friends.
6. A discussion about getting married and its consequences.
7. Lyrics from a song are mentioned intermittently throughout the text.
8. A reference to Paul McCartney and legal matters.
9. Mention of paying a significant amount of money daily.
10. Reference to choosing the right partner.
These facts are presented in the order they appear in the text.