A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is playing an internet-café simulator game and narrating his actions and reactions. He talks about how he lost his internet connection, how YouTube deleted one of his videos, how he buys and sets up various devices and machines for his cyber, how he mines bitcoins and avoids the police, how he sells things to customers and orders water for them, how he explores the building and finds shoes, how he plans to unlock new areas and features, and how he goes to sleep after a long day. He also makes jokes, insults, compliments and comments throughout the game.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by a YouTuber.
2. The video game is called Internet Cafe Simulator and involves running a cyber cafe business.
3. The YouTuber has a veterinary clinic as a side business in the game.
4. The YouTuber also has bitcoin mining devices in his cyber cafe, which are illegal and can be confiscated by the police.
5. The YouTuber buys various items from online sellers and street vendors to improve his cyber cafe.
6. The YouTuber has to deal with various problems such as thieves, drunk customers, power cuts, and YouTube censorship.
7. The YouTuber's goal is to unlock a new area in the game and set up more computers and consoles for his customers.
8. The YouTuber speaks Spanish and uses slang words and expressions such as guacho, son of a [ __ ], chickweed, etc.