The provided text appears to be a transcript of a conversation, possibly a dialogue from a film or play, with a series of actions and events unfolding. Here's a summary:
1. The speaker recalls playing hide and seek with someone, who was trying to trick them into thinking they had found them. The speaker was able to locate the person with the help of some unusual methods, including using the scent of a dog to track them down.
2. The speaker also mentions a plan to burn down their house, which they had insured, so they could collect the insurance money. They tried various methods to destroy the house, including cutting it in half and raising it with helium balloons. They also considered arson, but were worried about causing a fire.
3. The speaker also encounters a ghost in their house, and tries to exorcise it using a vacuum cleaner. They eventually manage to get rid of the ghost by using a horror movie as a distraction.
4. The speaker's father visits them and they play games together. The speaker then gets locked out of their house and spends several hours trying to get back in. They eventually manage to break a window and get back in.
5. The speaker then experiences a time travel scenario where they end up in their own past. They give advice to their younger self about creating a successful life, including creating a YouTube channel named "Vandu".
6. Finally, the speaker is back in their present and is preparing to sell their house. They clean up the house and consider the average price of similar houses. They plan to list the house for sale at a higher price.
Please note that this summary is based on the provided text and may not fully capture the nuances or details of the original conversation.
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