The conversation is a humorous narration of a video game developer's journey, highlighting various game development projects. The developer, videodonkey, starts by establishing a new company called Paul Beenis Games. The first game they develop is called "Kill Butt," an action/military game for PC. Despite initial criticism, the game sells 1,000 copies, which the developer considers a success.
The developer then proceeds to develop "Kill Butt 2," an upgrade from the original game with 2D graphics. The game receives positive reviews and sells 4,000 copies. The developer then creates "Wild Wild Smiff," a western RPG featuring Will Smith's likeness. Despite initial financial struggles, the game becomes a success and allows the developer to create "Dance Dance Mans 64," their dream project.
The developer then creates "Beaverball," a game featuring Jackie Chan's likeness. Despite initial hype, the game flops. In an attempt to regain his fortune, the developer creates "Hooker Fucker," a game that surprisingly becomes a success. This allows the developer to create "The Bumbo Engine 2.0," a game engine that he believes will be a success.
However, the developer's financial woes continue, and he loses his job at the company. Despite this, he remains optimistic about the future and ends the conversation by expressing confidence in his next game, "Last Hope."
Here are the facts from the text:
1. The narrator is playing a game called Game Dev Tycoon.
2. The narrator starts a new company called Paul Beenis Games.
3. The narrator develops a game called Kill Butt.
4. Kill Butt is an action/military game for PC.
5. Kill Butt is a text-based game.
6. The narrator upgrades to 2D graphics for Kill Butt 2.
7. Kill Butt 2 is released and receives positive reviews.
8. The narrator develops a new game called Wild Wild Smiff.
9. Wild Wild Smiff is a western RPG featuring Will Smith's likeness.
10. The narrator becomes a millionaire after the success of Wild Wild Smiff.
11. The narrator develops a new game called Bool's Realm 64 for the Nintendo 64.
12. Bool's Realm 64 becomes a smash hit and the narrator becomes a millionaire again.
13. The narrator develops a new game called Kill Butt Racing.
14. Kill Butt Racing becomes a smash hit and the narrator becomes a millionaire once more.
15. The narrator develops a new game called Kill Ass Fuck.
16. Kill Ass Fuck is the narrator's first M-rated game.
17. Kill Ass Fuck receives critical acclaim and the narrator becomes a millionaire again.
18. The narrator develops a new game called Hooker Fucker.
19. Hooker Fucker becomes a bestseller despite its explicit title.
20. The narrator develops a new game called Smiff Smiff Wild 2.
21. Smiff Smiff Wild 2 receives positive reviews and the narrator becomes a millionaire once more.
22. The narrator develops a new game called Kill Butt 3 for the Game Boy.
23. Kill Butt 3 receives positive reviews and the narrator becomes a millionaire again.
24. The narrator develops a new game called Kill Butt 6 for the Game Boy.
25. Kill Butt 6 features cutscenes, steering wheel support, and mono sound quality.
26. The narrator spends a million dollars on a new employee and a G3 booth.
27. The narrator is no longer a millionaire after these expenses.
28. The narrator develops a new game called CockFuckDickShitPenis.
29. The narrator becomes a millionaire again after the success of CockFuckDickShitPenis.
30. The narrator develops a new game called AssBallsDicksBigButt.
31. AssBallsDicksBigButt does not sell well due to its explicit title.
32. The narrator develops a new game called Kill Butt 3 2: 2 for the PlayStation.
33. Kill Butt 3 2: 2 does not sell well.
34. The narrator develops a new game called Buttassbitch.
35. Buttassbitch receives positive reviews and the narrator becomes a millionaire once more.
36. The narrator develops a new game called Typing for Fucks for the Dreamcast.
37. Typing for Fucks is a typing game with no typing.
38. The narrator develops a new game called Beaverball: Revenge! for the Dreamcast.
39. Beaverball: Revenge! does not sell well.
40. The narrator develops a new game called Call of Duty.
41. Call of Duty is a success and the narrator becomes a millionaire again.
42. The narrator is shot in the chest and hospitalized.
43. The narrator develops a new game called Shithole Hospital.
44. Shithole Hospital does not sell well.
45. The narrator takes out a big loan from the bank to pay for the game's development.
46. The narrator teams up with Will Smith to develop a new game.
47. The narrator is in debt and has to pay back $1.7 million to the bank.
48. The narrator has to let go of employees due to financial difficulties.
49. The narrator develops a new game called Last Hope.
50. Last Hope is the narrator's last chance to avoid bankruptcy.
51. The Nintendo Game Sphere is released.
52. The narrator develops a stripped-down version of Last Hope with no sounds or soundtrack.
53. Last Hope does not sell well and the narrator goes bankrupt.