The following is a concise summary of the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video by a YouTuber who comments on nonsense on the internet.
- The YouTuber starts by expressing his sadness and anger about YouTube canceling his live shows for 90 days due to copyright issues.
- He then switches to a more cheerful tone and says he will comment on some videos he found online, such as 35 easy ideas with cement, 22 tips to escape from embarrassing situations, and what to do on a boring day.
- He makes fun of the absurdity and impracticality of the ideas and tips shown in the videos, such as putting cement on books, toilet paper, eggs, and jewelry, biting a pencil to stay awake, putting toothpaste on aluminum foil to whiten teeth, and making a brush pencil with glue and makeup.
- He ends the video by thanking his viewers for watching and inviting them to subscribe if they want to see more.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is sad because something happened to them.
2. They express their sadness through a song.
3. They mention that YouTube canceled their live shows for 90 days.
4. They had already spoken with YouTube, but they didn't get any help.
5. They mention that they had collected around 70,000 pesos from two live shows.
6. They want to do another live show to help the animal sanctuary.
7. However, YouTube has disabled the option to do live shows for 90 days.
8. They mention that they have found a solution to their problem, but it's not clear what it is.
9. They talk about a video that shows 35 easy ideas with cement.
10. They are unimpressed with the video and think it's not that easy to work with cement.
11. They mention that they want to do more videos and share more interesting things.
12. They talk about a technique to stop a sneeze by putting their finger on a specific spot.
13. They mention that they used to sleep in the bathroom at work to avoid being caught.
14. They talk about a technique to cure vertigo by stepping on the floor for a few seconds.
15. They mention that they used to bite a pencil to stay awake while working.
16. They talk about a technique to whiten teeth using aluminum foil and toothpaste.
17. They mention that they used to wear sneakers to work instead of heels.
18. They talk about a technique to fix a broken lipstick using a pin.
Note: Some of the facts may seem trivial or insignificant, but I have tried to include everything that can be considered a "fact" based on the text.