The video starts with the host expressing his support for Huck, who he believes will be Brazil's future president. He critiques current leaders, Jair Bolsonaro and the Workers' Party (PT), and argues that the only way to avoid them in the presidency is to vote for Huck. He then shares a humorous anecdote about ordering a pastry from iFood while high, which resulted in an embarrassing encounter with the delivery person.
The host then discusses the absurdity of famous people charging for simple tasks, like makeup or dating advice. He criticizes Instagram influencers who do nothing during the pandemic but still charge for their services. He also shares a video where a famous person posts about his son's birthday while people die from COVID-19.
The host then shares a video of a man asking him if he is a virgin, to which he responds with humor and self-deprecation. He also shares a video of a man reacting to a TikTok video, which he finds hilarious. The video ends with the host thanking the viewers for watching and expressing his hope to make them laugh in the future.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker mentions that he ordered a pastry on iFood and the delivery girl arrived.
2. The speaker was high when he received the delivery and made a loud noise, startling the delivery girl.
3. He hugged the delivery girl and took a photo with her.
4. The delivery girl came back 40 minutes later and asked the speaker to promote the cafeteria.
5. The speaker's mother turned on the light in her house after hearing the commotion.
6. The speaker mentions that he added a lot of things to his iFood order, including chocolate and soda.
7. He accidentally reduced the order of pastry, resulting in receiving only a small amount of pastry and a lot of chocolate.
8. The speaker talks about Anitta's tattoo and how it's random and doesn't make sense.
9. He mentions that Anitta has 51.7 million followers on Instagram and makes money from her online presence.
10. The speaker discusses Selena Gomez's tattoo and how it's not as random as Anitta's.
11. He talks about Felipe Neto's post on Instagram, where he's with his son, and how some people commented negatively on the post.
12. The speaker criticizes people who complain about others being happy while they are struggling.
13. He mentions that he doesn't want to seem sexist, but he thinks that Selena Gomez's boyfriend, Justin Bieber, is not as famous as her.
14. The speaker talks about Priscila, an Instagram influencer, and how she looks like him.
15. He mentions that Priscila is famous on Instagram and has a lot of followers.
16. The speaker discusses Whindersson Nunes's post on Twitter, where he talks about his son's birthday and how some people commented negatively on the post.
17. He criticizes people who complain about others being happy while they are struggling.
18. The speaker talks about Tatá Werneck's joke about why men don't give two holes (referring to a man's body parts).
19. He mentions that he knows himself better than normal and doesn't want to be in a relationship.
20. The speaker talks about his laziness and how he doesn't want to analyze portfolios or work with people he doesn't want to.
21. He mentions that he thinks Pedro is easy to work with because he's known him since he was a child.
22. The speaker discusses dread-hot's face and how it's not attractive.
23. He mentions that he knows dread-hot's husband, Igor Monark, and that they are good people.
24. The speaker talks about his experience at an event in São Paulo, where he met Fabinho, Igor Monark, and Fábio Branco.
25. He mentions that Diogo defante is the funniest guy he's ever seen in his life.
26. The speaker talks about his desire to react to Diogo defante's TikTok video.
27. He mentions that he has another number for Diogo defante and that he might call him to collaborate on a video.