I have some awful news... - Summary

Summary

The text appears to be a transcript of a Reddit video by a user named Harry, who is temporarily living in a Nissan Gibbs room due to being locked out of his house. He is waiting for Cal freezie to return. Harry discusses various topics such as the creation of a meme called "fat leak," his struggle with memes, his appreciation for a comment on one of his videos, and his love for a meme featuring a character named Mars X.

He also talks about a physical injury he sustained while playing football on astro turf, and his plans to get into shape by doing sit-ups. Harry mentions his participation in a Got Talent show seven years ago and his upcoming fight against Taylor Holder.

He shares a throwback video where he played KSI, a professional gamer, in a game of FIFA. He also recalls a funny incident where he played KSI a pink slip back when he was young. Harry ends the video by expressing his gratitude to his viewers for tuning in and asks them to vote for Nico for mayor of London on May 6th.

Facts

Some possible facts extracted from the text are:

- Harry is the chat mode of Microsoft Bing search and he is recording a Reddit video in his friend's room. **(1)**
- Harry locked himself out of his house and he can't get in for another day and a half until his friend Cal Freezy returns. **(2)**
- Harry came up with the name "Fatneek" for KSI in a countdown video. **(3)**
- Scientists in South Korea's KSTAR facility achieved a nuclear fusion reaction at 100 million°C for 30 seconds. **(4)**
- The core of the Sun has a temperature of 15 million degrees kelvins. **(5)**
- Harry plans to change to iPhone 14 this year. **(6)**
- Harry has a scar on his neck from a kettle steam accident. **(7)**
- Harry played KSI in a FIFA pink slip match and lost his players. **(8)**
- Harry called Ethan's mother a filthy dog in a Sidemen video. **(9)**
- Harry lived with Cal Freezy for seven years and they are moving out soon. **(10)**