The text appears to be a transcript of a video, where the speaker discusses various incidents that occurred in a high school setting. The speaker reflects on their own experiences and the lessons learned from them, and shares anecdotes about the behavior of their peers.
The speaker starts by mentioning a physical condition, possibly a stiff neck, and how it has affected their daily activities. They then discuss the concept of "torticollis", a medical term for a stiff neck.
The speaker moves on to discuss various incidents that happened in school, including instances of cheating, disrespectful behavior, and misuse of school resources. They mention specific students and teachers, and provide detailed accounts of the incidents.
The speaker also discusses the importance of safety regulations, particularly in relation to the use of cooking appliances and fire evacuation procedures. They express frustration with the inconsistent enforcement of these rules in their school.
Finally, the speaker mentions a competition that was run by Space Fox, a company that sells sweets. They announce the winners of the competition and express anticipation for upcoming scientific experiments that Space Fox will fund.
Throughout the transcript, the speaker uses humor and sarcasm to comment on the situations they describe. They also express surprise and disbelief at some of the behaviors they witnessed, indicating that they found these incidents shocking or disappointing.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a YouTube video by Squeezie, a French YouTuber, titled "The worst words in the notebook".
- The video is about reading and commenting on funny or ridiculous disciplinary remarks from students' notebooks.
- Some examples of the remarks are:
- Rudy enters the classroom late and shouts "I left and these exclusions".
- Louis was not ready for his oral presentation in English and spoke mainly in French.
- A student used a friend as a human battering ram to break into the staff room.
- A student ended his French essay with a quote from Hitler.
- A student bought condoms on the way to PE class.
- A student brought a raclette machine to the canteen and used it during French class.
- A student played with hydrochloric acid in chemistry class.
- A student gave an insulting and degrading name to a computer file: "the monk's shoes".
- Squeezie gives his opinions, jokes, anecdotes and advice on the remarks, sometimes using exaggerated expressions or accents.
- The video ends with a promotion of SpaceFox, a brand of candy created by Squeezie, and an announcement of scientific experiments that SpaceFox will finance.