The summary of the text is:
- The speaker is a YouTube channel owner who wants to learn how to tattoo himself and shares his experience with his audience.
- He buys a tattoo machine and some supplies, but he faces some difficulties and frustrations along the way, such as getting a broken machine, not knowing how to set it up, and feeling nervous about the pain and the result.
- He practices on some fruits, such as a pumpkin and an orange, and shows his progress and mistakes. He also talks about his father's story of getting a tattoo when he was young, and his own first tattoo when he was 14.
- He says he is learning a lot about tattoos and he hopes to get more tattoos in the future. He also says he likes art and he wants to share his journey with his viewers.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The writer is planning to get a tattoo alone.
2. They have a tattoo machine and are going to practice tattooing before tattooing themselves.
3. They don't have gloves to use with the tattoo machine.
4. They washed their hands before handling the tattoo machine.
5. They have 80 measurements for the needle.
6. They don't know how to put the needle in the tattoo machine.
7. They are using a fruit as a practice subject for tattooing.
8. They have made a video about their tattooing experience.
9. They have a new camera that they are using to record their videos.
10. They have a story about their dad getting a tattoo when he was little.
11. They have a concern about a problem that they haven't diagnosed yet.
12. They are planning to tattoo their lips.
13. They have a memory from their childhood about being captured by UFOs.
14. They are not going to tattoo a face or a lion on themselves.
15. They are planning to make more videos about their tattooing experience.
16. They have a new tablecloth that they are using as a background for their videos.
17. They are going to talk about tattoos and share their knowledge with their audience.
18. They have a video about assembling a tattoo machine and putting ink on it.
19. They are going to learn more techniques for tattooing.
20. They are planning to get more tattoos and document their experience.