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The text is a transcript of a video that narrates the stories of ten criminals who were caught because of their stupidity. Some examples are: a thief who left his wallet in the car he robbed, a man who fought with a stop sign, a couple who faked a kidnapping as a Valentine's Day game, and a shoplifter who tried to steal video games in front of 50 police officers. The video is meant to be humorous and sarcastic.
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1. A person named Play Kajang stole a camera from a candidate for senator Bill's car and recorded himself confessing the theft.
2. A person named Terry Smith tried to rob a taxi driver but left his wallet in the car and was arrested later.
3. A person named Arthur Brown asked a bank teller to give him twenty thousand dollars without any weapon or threat and got some money, but came back to demand more and was arrested.
4. A person named Daniels Salmon lit two bonfires in his backyard to keep his marijuana plants warm and attracted the police attention.
5. A person named Raimon Garcia fought with a 'stop' sign while being drugged and resisted the police attempts to stop him.
6. A person named Jacob Orfip used fake genitals to expose himself to college students as a prank and was charged with indecent exposure.
7. A couple named Nicholas Harvard and Stephanie Petzschner faked a kidnapping as a Valentine's Day fantasy and were reported by a witness and accused of public disorder.
8. A person named Timothy Randall Clark tried to steal video games and accessories from a Wal Mart where there was an event with 50 police officers and was arrested for a crime.