The text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a podcast episode, possibly from a travel vlog or a comedy show. The speakers discuss a variety of topics including travel, food, humor, and personal experiences. They mention visiting a gym, consuming weight gainers, and protein milk. They also discuss driving on the left side of the road in the UK, eating mushrooms, and sharing a bed. The conversation includes references to music, applause, and laughter. The speakers also share personal experiences and stories, such as a prank involving stolen soccer balls and a funny situation involving a man who commented on a woman's cleanliness. They discuss going to Scotland and Ireland, and they mention a friend's birthday. The text ends with a farewell and a promise to see the audience next week.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by the Nelk Boys, a YouTube prank group.
2. The video documents their trip to London, where they try to steal soccer balls from local players and make fun of their accents.
3. The video also shows them drinking, smoking, partying and talking about their sexual encounters with women.
4. The video was uploaded on October 28, 2019 and has over 5 million views as of December 23, 2023.
5. The video is titled "STEALING SOCCER BALLS IN LONDON" and has a duration of 25 minutes and 1 second.